In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.
Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.
madeline was a little rebel
Madeline was a bad bitch
Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.
You guys seriously just made my existence better.
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
"Focus on the mission? How dare he adress a superior officer that way?"
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.
I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
This gif set is adorable and so is this guy^