My Life is Not Scripted...But My Lifestyle is.

 Korra: “I gotta admit, I had you pegged wrong. I thought you were kinda prissy- no offense!”
Asami: “It’s alright, people usually assume that I’m daddy’s helpless little girl, but I can handle myself.”

(Source: asamies, via the-heir-of-mind)

I think we all know who wins here.

people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.

I see your Ellen Degeneres

and I raise you Stephen Fry

I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins

I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS

AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES

I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.

(Source: mypatronusisyou, via riverbend)

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

(Source: seizetonight, via dramaisforthestage)

qoldfish:

giannabreh:


Everyone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer. 
Pray for Taylor Love. 
shes really pretty. 

Aww
omg this girl is gorgeous!

qoldfish:

giannabreh:

Everyone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer. 

Pray for Taylor Love. 

shes really pretty. 

Aww

omg this girl is gorgeous!

(Source: oxitocin4, via kelseeeyxo)

oneandonlyjoyce:

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

oneandonlyjoyce:

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

(via gabosnoosnoo)